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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via swamp-honey)

moon-medicine:

ifuckingloveminerals:

As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.


*.*

moon-medicine:

ifuckingloveminerals:

As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.

*.*

(via swamp-honey)

hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

(via 2cool2popular)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via 2cool2popular)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

idreamedadreamthenidied:

so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”

WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND 

(via weirdwhovian)

thecatdogblog:

Cats in places they 104% shouldn’t be, from Buzzfeed

(via pyro-hairedkid)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via 2cool2popular)

blah-blahs:

THE FUCK WITH THAT FACE THO

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via thefearlesslyenchanted)

posthawk:

Donnie Darko (2001)

(via dumbassjen)

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

(Source: ftlouis, via amanda-massacre)

chandeluresinsicily:

jojostuck:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

image

I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS

well for starters his name was Paul

(Source: sabrinagrimm, via amanda-massacre)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via swamp-honey)

moon-medicine:

ifuckingloveminerals:

As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.


*.*

moon-medicine:

ifuckingloveminerals:

As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.

*.*

(via swamp-honey)

hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

(via 2cool2popular)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via 2cool2popular)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

idreamedadreamthenidied:

so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”

WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND 

(via weirdwhovian)

thecatdogblog:

Cats in places they 104% shouldn’t be, from Buzzfeed

(via pyro-hairedkid)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via 2cool2popular)

blah-blahs:

THE FUCK WITH THAT FACE THO

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via thefearlesslyenchanted)

posthawk:

Donnie Darko (2001)

(via dumbassjen)

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

(Source: ftlouis, via amanda-massacre)

(Source: algoll, via dec0de)

chandeluresinsicily:

jojostuck:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

image

I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS

well for starters his name was Paul

(Source: sabrinagrimm, via amanda-massacre)

fabthot:

good kush had me like

fabthot:

good kush had me like

(Source: silverei-happy-days, via nichole-nightmare)

(Source: battlestanced, via gearshifter)

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22. Female. Seattle. Tattoos. Piercings. Horror.